Miss the debate? Lucky you.
Despite our admittedly lackluster showing in the polls, we did manage to
participate in the debates. (And we hereby apologize to Phil, Norm, and
Eileen of the Presidential Debate Commission, whom we had to duct-tape to
the dumpster.) Fighting our way past Nader, Buchanan, and the other
also-rans banging on the stage door, we presented to the viewing audience a
hint of the flair and panache of a prospective Magliozzi administration.
We thought you'd like to see.
Awaiting briefcases of unmarked small-denomination bills from the lobbyists,
Tom and Ray